Standings
Fall 2026 · Through Week 3
| Team | W–L–T | PTS |
|---|---|---|
| Flamingos | 3–0–0 | 9 |
| Clutch Pucks | 2–0–1 | 7 |
| Semi-Pro | 2–0–1 | 7 |
| Eskimo Bros | 2–1–0 | 6 |
| Pogo Sisters | 1–2–0 | 3 |
| I.C.E. | 1–2–0 | 3 |
| Whiffle Ninjas | 0–3–0 | 0 |
| Skitters | 0–3–0 | 0 |
Top 5 · Points
Recorded stats · Weeks 2–3
| Player | G | A | PTS |
|---|---|---|---|
| BenClutch Pucks | 5 | 0 | 5 |
| PrevinI.C.E. | 3 | 2 | 5 |
| DillardEskimo Bros | 3 | 1 | 4 |
| JustinFlamingos | 3 | 1 | 4 |
| MurEskimo Bros | 3 | 1 | 4 |
Week 1 excluded. Points = goals + assists. Five players shown in the season page’s order; Ondrej also has 4 points.
Top 5 · Goalies
By save percentage · Weeks 2–3
| Goalie | GP | SV% |
|---|---|---|
| ZakClutch Pucks | 2 | .935 |
| ConorPogo Sisters | 1 | .913 |
| BrianSemi-Pro | 2 | .912 |
| TonySkitters | 2 | .880 |
| AlexWhiffle Ninjas | 2 | .873 |
Week 1 excluded. GP = games played. SV% = saves divided by shots faced.
Pogo Sisters Erase 2–0 Deficit for First Win; Flamingos Stand Alone at 3–0
Pogo Sisters spent the first two weeks of Fall 2026 losing. In Week 3, they began by conceding twice to Skitters.
Then they scored the next four goals.
Skitters' Victor opened the game with two unassisted goals, giving a winless team a 2–0 lead over another winless team. Pogo answered with two goals from Tom, both assisted by Aylla, then two from Nick. Aylla supplied the assist on Nick's first as well, giving her three assists on the first three Pogo goals. Britney assisted the fourth.
That sequence produced Pogo's first win of the season, 4–2, and it did not require the standings to explain why it mattered. Through Week 2, Pogo had scored three goals in two games. Against Skitters, it scored four after falling behind by two.
Flamingos are now alone
The week's largest standings consequence came one game later. Flamingos beat Whiffle Ninjas 2–1 and moved to 3–0, leaving them as the only perfect team in the league after Clutch Pucks and Semi-Professional Amateur Richmond Fluuurball Team tied 2–2 later in the night.
Whiffle scored first through Kyle, assisted by John. Justin tied it for Flamingos, and Michael scored the winner from Patrick. Sam stopped 11 of 12 shots, a .917 save percentage. Alex stopped 18 of 20 for Whiffle, giving him 48 saves across Weeks 2 and 3. His team is 0–3. Goaltending remains capable of producing excellent numbers without the courtesy of producing points in the standings.
Flamingos' first three wins have now come 4–3, 9–6 and 2–1. The methods have changed. The result has not.
Eskimo settles in; the other unbeaten teams do not separate
Eskimo Bros beat International Co-Ed Elites 5–2 for the second straight week with that exact final score. Dillard scored twice, Mur added another, and Cory stopped 17 of 19 shots. Cory also recorded an assist on Dillard's second goal, because goalies are allowed to participate in the offense even when score sheets occasionally behave as though this is exotic information.
The final game matched the other two unbeaten teams. Clutch Pucks led twice, first through Mitchell and later through Ben. Semi-Pro answered both times through Chris and Ty. Zak stopped 22 of 24 for Clutch; Brian stopped 19 of 21 for Semi-Pro. The 2–2 draw left both teams at 2–0–1 and seven points.
That was enough to change the top of the table without settling much beneath it. Clutch still owns the league's best goal differential at +9. Semi-Pro remains unbeaten despite scoring only seven goals through three games. Flamingos have simply accumulated all nine available points.
Three weeks are not a season. They are enough, however, to stop calling this random noise.
Snapshot — Through Week 3
Team standings include all three completed weeks. Individual scoring and goalie tables below include verified Weeks 2–3 only because Week 1 remains final-score-only in the canonical record. These are verified statistical leaders within the available player-detail sample, not complete Fall 2026 season leaderboards.
Fall 2026 Standings
Through three regular-season games per team.
| Team | GP | W | L | T | GF | GA | GD | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Flamingos | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 15 | 10 | +5 | 9 |
| Clutch Pucks | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 13 | 4 | +9 | 7 |
| Semi-Professional Amateur Richmond Fluuurball Team | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 7 | 5 | +2 | 7 |
| Eskimo Bros | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 13 | 8 | +5 | 6 |
| Pogo Sisters | 3 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 7 | 9 | -2 | 3 |
| International Co-Ed Elites | 3 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 11 | 16 | -5 | 3 |
| Whiffle Ninjas | 3 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 5 | 10 | -5 | 0 |
| Skitters | 3 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 4 | 13 | -9 | 0 |
Numbers Worth Staring At
The figures that changed the week, offended probability, or otherwise earned continued surveillance.
Four unanswered
Pogo trailed Skitters 2–0, then scored the next four goals. Aylla assisted the first three.
Zak: .935
43 saves on 46 verified shots across Weeks 2–3, the best save percentage among goalies with two recorded games.
Still unbeaten
Clutch Pucks and Semi-Pro are both 2–0–1 after their 2–2 draw. Flamingos used the opening to take sole possession of first.
48 saves, zero standings points
Alex leads the verified sample in saves after facing 55 shots in two games. Whiffle is 0–3. Statistics occasionally decline to cooperate with narrative convenience.
Verified Player Leaders — Weeks 2–3
Week 1 does not yet contain equivalent player-level records. These leaderboards therefore cover the verified Weeks 2–3 sample only.
Points
Top 10 by verified points. Ties ordered by goals, then assists, then name.
| # | Player | Team | G | A | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Ben | Clutch Pucks | 5 | 0 | 5 |
| 2 | Previn | International Co-Ed Elites | 3 | 2 | 5 |
| 3 | Dillard | Eskimo Bros | 3 | 1 | 4 |
| 4 | Justin | Flamingos | 3 | 1 | 4 |
| 5 | Mur | Eskimo Bros | 3 | 1 | 4 |
| 6 | Ondrej | International Co-Ed Elites | 3 | 1 | 4 |
| 7 | Nick | Pogo Sisters | 3 | 0 | 3 |
| 8 | Steve | Flamingos | 3 | 0 | 3 |
| 9 | Lee | Flamingos | 2 | 1 | 3 |
| 10 | Michael | Flamingos | 2 | 1 | 3 |
Goals
Top 10 by verified goals. Ties ordered by points, then assists, then name.
| # | Player | Team | G | A | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Ben | Clutch Pucks | 5 | 0 | 5 |
| 2 | Previn | International Co-Ed Elites | 3 | 2 | 5 |
| 3 | Dillard | Eskimo Bros | 3 | 1 | 4 |
| 4 | Justin | Flamingos | 3 | 1 | 4 |
| 5 | Mur | Eskimo Bros | 3 | 1 | 4 |
| 6 | Ondrej | International Co-Ed Elites | 3 | 1 | 4 |
| 7 | Nick | Pogo Sisters | 3 | 0 | 3 |
| 8 | Steve | Flamingos | 3 | 0 | 3 |
| 9 | Lee | Flamingos | 2 | 1 | 3 |
| 10 | Michael | Flamingos | 2 | 1 | 3 |
Assists
Top 10 by verified assists. Ties ordered by points, then goals, then name.
| # | Player | Team | G | A | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Aylla | Pogo Sisters | 0 | 3 | 3 |
| 2 | Previn | International Co-Ed Elites | 3 | 2 | 5 |
| 3 | Courtney Cooke | Eskimo Bros | 1 | 2 | 3 |
| 4 | Eli | Flamingos | 1 | 2 | 3 |
| 5 | Jeremy | Eskimo Bros | 1 | 2 | 3 |
| 6 | Karl | International Co-Ed Elites | 1 | 2 | 3 |
| 7 | Patrick | Flamingos | 0 | 2 | 2 |
| 8 | Dillard | Eskimo Bros | 3 | 1 | 4 |
| 9 | Justin | Flamingos | 3 | 1 | 4 |
| 10 | Mur | Eskimo Bros | 3 | 1 | 4 |
Goalies
All nine goalies with verified Weeks 2–3 records, ordered by save percentage.
| # | Goalie | Team | GP | Shots | Saves | GA | SV% | GAA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Zak | Clutch Pucks | 2 | 46 | 43 | 3 | .935 | 1.50 |
| 2 | Conor | Pogo Sisters | 1 | 23 | 21 | 2 | .913 | 2.00 |
| 3 | Brian | Semi-Professional Amateur Richmond Fluuurball Team | 2 | 34 | 31 | 3 | .912 | 1.50 |
| 4 | Tony | Skitters | 2 | 50 | 44 | 6 | .880 | 3.00 |
| 5 | Alex | Whiffle Ninjas | 2 | 55 | 48 | 7 | .873 | 3.50 |
| 6 | Cory | Eskimo Bros | 2 | 30 | 26 | 4 | .867 | 2.00 |
| 7 | Jacob | Pogo Sisters | 1 | 24 | 20 | 4 | .833 | 4.00 |
| 8 | Sam | Flamingos | 2 | 34 | 27 | 7 | .794 | 3.50 |
| 9 | Jim | International Co-Ed Elites | 2 | 43 | 29 | 14 | .674 | 7.00 |
Goalie Workload Leaders
| # | Goalie | Team | Shots Faced | Saves | SV% |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Alex | Whiffle Ninjas | 55 | 48 | .873 |
| 2 | Tony | Skitters | 50 | 44 | .880 |
| 3 | Zak | Clutch Pucks | 46 | 43 | .935 |
| 4 | Jim | International Co-Ed Elites | 43 | 29 | .674 |
| 5 | Brian | Semi-Professional Amateur Richmond Fluuurball Team | 34 | 31 | .912 |
| 6 | Sam | Flamingos | 34 | 27 | .794 |
| 7 | Cory | Eskimo Bros | 30 | 26 | .867 |
| 8 | Jacob | Pogo Sisters | 24 | 20 | .833 |
| 9 | Conor | Pogo Sisters | 23 | 21 | .913 |
Floorball Desk · River City Floorball
Three Teams Are 2–0. They Have Arrived There Very Differently.
Clutch Pucks, Flamingos and the magnificently named Semi-Professional Amateur Richmond Fluuurball Team have survived the first two weeks of Fall 2026 without a loss. Beyond that, they have very little in common.
Fall 2026 Standings
Through two regular-season games per team.
| Team | GP | W | L | T | GF | GA | GD | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Clutch Pucks | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 11 | 2 | +9 | 6 |
| Flamingos | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 13 | 9 | +4 | 6 |
| Semi-Professional Amateur Richmond Fluuurball Team | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 3 | +2 | 6 |
| Eskimo Bros | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 8 | 6 | +2 | 3 |
| International CoEd Elites | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 9 | 11 | -2 | 3 |
| Pogo Sisters | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 7 | -4 | 0 |
| Whiffle Ninjas | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 8 | -4 | 0 |
| Skitters | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 9 | -7 | 0 |
Week 2 Player Statistics
| Player | Team | G | A | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ben | Clutch Pucks | 4 | 0 | 4 |
| Previn | International CoEd Elites | 2 | 2 | 4 |
| Steve | Flamingos | 3 | 0 | 3 |
| Justin | Flamingos | 2 | 1 | 3 |
| Lee | Flamingos | 2 | 1 | 3 |
| Mur | Eskimo Bros | 2 | 1 | 3 |
| Eli | Flamingos | 1 | 2 | 3 |
| Karl | International CoEd Elites | 1 | 2 | 3 |
| Dillard | Eskimo Bros | 1 | 1 | 2 |
| Courtney Cooke | Eskimo Bros | 1 | 1 | 2 |
| Michael | Flamingos | 1 | 1 | 2 |
| Ty | Semi-Professional Amateur Richmond Fluuurball Team | 1 | 1 | 2 |
| Ondrej | International CoEd Elites | 2 | 0 | 2 |
| Andrew | International CoEd Elites | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| Andrew | Whiffle Ninjas | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| Mitchell | Clutch Pucks | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| Una | International CoEd Elites | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| Michael | Whiffle Ninjas | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| Brandon | Skitters | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| Patrick | Semi-Professional Amateur Richmond Fluuurball Team | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| Patrick | Flamingos | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| Sierra | Pogo Sisters | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| Jeremy | Eskimo Bros | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| Bryson | Clutch Pucks | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| Kyle | Whiffle Ninjas | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| Nick | Pogo Sisters | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| James | Flamingos | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| Courtney Ray | Eskimo Bros | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| Becca | Skitters | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| Colin | Eskimo Bros | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| Chris | Semi-Professional Amateur Richmond Fluuurball Team | 0 | 1 | 1 |
Week 2 Goalie Statistics
| Goalie | Team | GP | Shots | Saves | GA | SV% | GAA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Zak | Clutch Pucks | 1 | 22 | 21 | 1 | .955 | 1.00 |
| Brian | Semi-Professional Amateur Richmond Fluuurball Team | 1 | 13 | 12 | 1 | .923 | 1.00 |
| Tony | Skitters | 1 | 25 | 23 | 2 | .920 | 2.00 |
| Alex | Whiffle Ninjas | 1 | 35 | 30 | 5 | .857 | 5.00 |
| Jacob | Pogo Sisters | 1 | 24 | 20 | 4 | .833 | 4.00 |
| Cory | Eskimo Bros | 1 | 11 | 9 | 2 | .818 | 2.00 |
| Sam | Flamingos | 1 | 22 | 16 | 6 | .727 | 6.00 |
| Secret James | International CoEd Elites | 1 | 23 | 14 | 9 | .609 | 9.00 |
Week 2 Report
Three Perfect Records. Three Different Explanations.
Two weeks into the River City fall season, the standings have produced something pleasantly inconvenient: three undefeated teams and no particularly convincing reason to pretend they are doing the same thing.
Clutch Pucks, Flamingos and Semi-Professional Amateur Richmond Fluuurball Team are all 2–0.
Clutch Pucks have been the most severe about it.
They opened Fall 2026 with a 7–1 win over Skitters, then followed it with a 4–1 victory over Pogo Sisters. Eleven goals scored. Two allowed. A plus-nine goal differential, easily the best in the league.
This is generally considered useful.
Flamingos have chosen volume instead. Their 4–3 opening win over Eskimo Bros was followed by a 9–6 victory over International CoEd Elites. Thirteen goals are the most in the league. Nine allowed are considerably less elegant, but standings remain stubbornly interested in whether you won.
Flamingos did. Twice.
Then there is Semi-Professional Amateur Richmond Fluuurball Team, a name that continues to punish anyone attempting concise sports journalism.
Semi-Pro beat Pogo Sisters 3–2 in Week 1 and Skitters 2–1 in Week 2. Five goals scored. Three conceded. Two victories. No apparent interest in making this more complicated than necessary.
Behind them, Eskimo Bros and International CoEd Elites sit at 1–1.
Eskimo Bros recovered from a 4–3 loss to Flamingos by beating Whiffle Ninjas 5–2. International CoEd Elites followed the reverse route: a 3–2 win over the Ninjas in Week 1, then a 9–6 loss to Flamingos.
Pogo Sisters, Whiffle Ninjas and Skitters are each 0–2. There are five regular-season weeks remaining. Nobody requires burial rites.
Week 2 finally gave the standings some names
Week 1 left the Desk with final scores but not complete player detail. Week 2 was more cooperative.
Ben scored all four Clutch Pucks goals in the 4–1 win over Pogo Sisters, giving him the largest verified goal total of Week 2.
International CoEd Elites' Previn matched Ben's four points in a different fashion, finishing with two goals and two assists in the 9–6 loss to Flamingos.
Flamingos, appropriately enough for a team with 13 goals through two games, distributed the damage. Steve scored three times. Justin and Lee each had two goals and an assist. Eli supplied a goal and two assists.
Eskimo Bros also spread its production around in the 5–2 win over Whiffle Ninjas. Mur produced two goals and an assist, while Dillard and Courtney Cooke each recorded a goal and an assist.
This is not yet a season scoring race. Week 1's player ledger is incomplete, and the Desk declines to convert superior paperwork into athletic achievement.
Clutch Pucks have the number that matters most so far
The loudest individual performance came from Ben. The cleanest underlying number may belong to Zak.
The Clutch Pucks goalie stopped 21 of 22 shots against Pogo Sisters, a .955 save percentage. Clutch has now allowed only two goals in two games.
Semi-Pro's Brian stopped 12 of 13 shots for a .923 save percentage. Tony stopped 23 of 25 for Skitters, good for .920 despite the loss.
Alex faced the evening's largest recorded workload for Whiffle Ninjas: 35 shots, 30 saves. Thirty saves is a reasonably unsubtle indication that the goalie was not permitted much leisure.
Goalkeeping numbers after one detailed game should not be mistaken for permanent truth. They are, however, actual numbers, which already places them ahead of several traditional methods of recreational-sports analysis.
The season has stopped introducing itself
Two weeks are not enough to determine an entire season.
They are enough to create consequences.
Clutch Pucks own the league's best goal differential. Flamingos own the most goals. Semi-Pro owns the same six points while requiring considerably fewer of them.
Eskimo Bros and International CoEd Elites are one result behind the leaders. Three winless teams are already staring at a six-point gap.
Nothing is settled.
The standings have simply become interesting enough that pretending not to look at them is no longer credible.
Unfortunately yours,
F.B.D.
Statistical note: team standings include Weeks 1–2. Individual player and goalie statistics shown above are verified Week 2 records. Week 1 currently remains final-score-only in the canonical River City season record.