The Floorball Desk | River City Floorball | Fall 2026
The Flamingos finished the Fall 2026 regular season undefeated. Seven games, seven wins, zero losses.
Four of those victories came by a single goal.
Apparently, perfection comes with a blood pressure problem.
Among first-place teams across River City's last 12 completed seasons, nobody won more one-goal games than these Flamingos. Even the other documented 7–0 teams never needed more than two such escapes.
There are dominant undefeated seasons. Then there are undefeated seasons that apparently prefer to keep everyone employed until the final whistle.
The Flamingos finished with 33 goals scored, 18 allowed, and a +15 goal differential. Respectable numbers. Just not the best numbers in their own division.
That distinction belonged to the Clutch Pucks.
The second-place team scored more goals (34), allowed fewer (16), and finished with a better differential (+18). Their reward was a 4–1–2 record and a view of the Flamingos from second place.
The standings are not obligated to make you feel better about your statistics.
Elsewhere, Previn of the International Co-Ed Elites led the recorded individual scoring with 10 goals and 13 points. Aylla of the Pogo Sisters topped the assist column with seven. And Tony of the Skitters recorded 136 saves in six games, facing 161 shots. That's a considerable amount of work for a team that finished 1–6.
The individual records cover Weeks 2–7, so these aren't certified seven-week scoring totals. Unfortunately, responsible journalism occasionally requires admitting that a spreadsheet does not know everything.
The historical picture is more interesting.
River City now has seven documented perfect 7–0 team-seasons. Four belong to the Eskimo Bros, two to the Flamingos, and one to Semi-Pro.
The Eskimo Bros still own that particular historical neighborhood. The Flamingos, however, are becoming increasingly difficult to ignore.
And this season's perfection didn't arrive through overwhelming scoring. River City averaged just 7.21 combined goals per game, the second-lowest scoring rate in the 12-season comparison window.
In a comparatively restrained season, the Flamingos found seven ways to win.
Whether that makes them the league's strongest team is an argument the postseason can settle. The available record establishes something narrower, and arguably more impressive: when the regular season ended, nobody had beaten them.
Seven games. Seven wins.
Four opportunities for somebody else to change the story.
Nobody did.
